disneydelirium:

Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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(via not-carinq)

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
breakinq:

following back tons

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via laughed)

stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

(via wealthyblonde)

cramp:

hey i need a scary Halloween icon, can I use one of your selfies?

(Source: cramp, via laughed)

punkbread:

*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

(via nice-wig-janis)

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via enaryne)