me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via seanp0donnell)

aroseforalice:

me and my friends

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

(via vineswood)

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts, via vineswood)

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

ven0moth:

ven0moth:

what do you call sad coffee?

despresso

(Source: ven0moth, via punkestcat)

my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via punkestcat)

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(Source: batreaux, via punkestcat)

kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion

dieoware:

i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

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